Your Assignment....Should You Choose to Accept It.

I was asked by Mrs. Denotsko to send this along. I guess it's like tag; but I don't really know who to tag. With my incredible lack of friends in mind, I challenge you to ask this of strangers. Throughout the course of your days next week, challenge perfect strangers with random questions about themselves. Post their answers here, or on your blog with a link in the comments section here.I'm sure that with a little creativity and good timing, we can have some fun.

"Hey Man, where were you exactly 5 years ago this very minute?" to random guy at the urinal.

"So, what are your hobbies?" to Dr. Benway the gynecologist during pelvic exam.

You get the idea.

10 YEARS AGO
I was living in southern Illinois working a crappy job, smoking a lot, and waiting for our first born to get here.

5 YEARS AGO
I was in Georgia learning how to ba MULTICHANNEL TRANSMISSION SYSTEMS OPERATOR/MAINTAINER at the US Army Signal School.

1 YEAR AGO
I was in Texas learning biomedical equipment repair. Much better job.

YESTERDAY
Sat in the woods drinking coffee and yelling 'BANG BANG' and watching a bunch of sadly pathetic paper pushers pretend that they are in a convoy that's being attacked. Damn, that was good coffee.

TOMORROW
As little as possible.

I ENJOY...
Bullshitting people. Making them believe absurd stuff and laughing at them after I admit that I'm just fucking with them.
Shocking people with electricity.

5 BANDS THAT I KNOW THE LYRICS OF THEIR SONGS
I'm lucky if I can play a radio and remember my address. I don't have the dedication to memorize songs.

5 THINGS I WOULD DO WITH $100,000,000
I would hook up a lot of friends and family.
I would have one hell of a garage to build shit in.
I would use my money to discredit, shame, and destroy a lot of shitty assholes.
I would travel a lot.
I would probably smoke a lot of pot.

5 PLACES I WOULD RUN AWAY TO
Alaska
South America
India
Oregon
Iceland

5 HABITS I HAVE
I am too nice to some people out of pity. (BAD)
I am too mean to some people out of disgust.(BAD)
I don't let my emotions control my behavior.(?)
I don't care about money.(GOOD)
I get bored quickly. (?)

5 THINGS I LIKE DOING
I like to ....This is just like the I ENJOY item above, so I'll skip it.

5 THINGS I WILL NEVER WEAR
A suit in daily life.
Things that have a popular logo, just for the logo.
A burqa.
A tupe'.
Tight pants.

5 TV SHOWS I LIKE
News
The Brady Bunch
Kids in the Hall.
The Trailer Park Boys.
The Daily Show

5 MOVIES I LIKE
A Clockwork Orange
Runaway Train
The Shawshank redemption
Fight Club
Blackhawk Down

5 PEOPLE I'D LIKE TO MEET
Ed Rosenthal
Jack Black
A survivor of some fucked up situation like lost at sea, or trapped in a collapsed mine, etc.
An astronaut
Me at age 10.

5 BIGGEST JOYS AT THE MOMENT
My family

5 FAVORITE TOYS
Computer
motorized skateboard
that's about it